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One legit Half Christmas party! It's kinda the reason for...



One legit Half Christmas party! It's kinda the reason for the season.

Get your tickets now:

Workaholics Wednesday is here! You can now watch "The...



Workaholics Wednesday is here! You can now watch "The Lord's Force," "Real Time" and "Ders Comes in Handy" full episodes online now.

comedycentral: Comedy Central Is Now on Amazon Prime Instant...





comedycentral:

Comedy Central Is Now on Amazon Prime Instant Video!

Starting today, you can watch a bunch of your favorite Comedy Central shows on Amazon Prime Instant Video, including Workaholics, Key & Peele, Tosh.0, Ugly Americans, John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show, Chappelle's Show, RENO 911!, tons of stand-up and more!

If you don't have Amazon Prime, click here to get a free 30-day trial so you can start watching now.

S'Go watch!

Get comfortable on your couch and watch some Workaholics full...



Get comfortable on your couch and watch some Workaholics full episodes. "The Meat Jerking Beef Boys" is online now, along with "Good Morning" and "To Kill a Chupacabraj."

The weekend's here. You know what to do....



The weekend's here. You know what to do. http://on.cc.com/17FSeBK

Just a few more hours and the weekend's here. Kill some of...



Just a few more hours and the weekend's here. Kill some of that time with full episodes of Workaholics. "To Kill a Chupacabraj,""Good Mourning" and "The Meat Jerking Beef Boys" are all online now.

comedycentral: Here's hoping Anders Holm has the most tight...



comedycentral:

Here's hoping Anders Holm has the most tight butthole birthday ever!

Click the gif to get weird with some full episodes of Workaholics.

This party's goin' 'til 8 p.n.!

Wanna hang with the guys at National Red Bull Flugtag? Design a...



Wanna hang with the guys at National Red Bull Flugtag? Design a Workaholics-inspired flying machine for them and you could get the chance to join the crew.

The Barracuda is back! "The Business Trip" and two...



The Barracuda is back! "The Business Trip" and two other Workaholics full episodes are online now.

Wizards never die. Check 'em out alive and well on Conan...



Wizards never die. Check 'em out alive and well on Conan last night.

comedycentral: Wanna hang out with the Workaholics dudes at...



comedycentral:

Wanna hang out with the Workaholics dudes at Redbull Flugtag? Click here to find out how to make it happen.

If you want to hang with the guys, you gotta do some work.

Need a pick-me-up this morning? Watch some Workaholics full...



Need a pick-me-up this morning? Watch some Workaholics full episodes. "Office Campout," "Temp-Tress" and "Stop! Pajama Time" are online now.

Thanks, mom, for all the…ummm…sacrifices. Happy...



Thanks, mom, for all the…ummm…sacrifices. Happy Mothers Day.

Friday's finally here. It's time to get weird.



Friday's finally here. It's time to get weird.

comedycentral: Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik...



comedycentral:

Ask a Professional Comedian: Erik Griffin

tehslaphappy asked you:
hey Erik, can you teach me how to grow facial? I've been trying for a why and I have no luck.

Trust be happy with your baby face, this man hair is constant maintenace its not fun. 

Anonymous asked you:
Teezy,If a girl and I get into a difficult situation involving handcuffs and buck naked nudity, Lets say I can't find the key and need to be home by 11pm (Wife thinks I'm taking the sitter home) do I leave her and call the cops as a "concerned neighbor" or just get the Hell out.

You are a bastard first off! hahaha, I would not want to be in that situation! Since you are already lying to your wife, better keep that lie going and say the car won't start or there was a thing that happen at the place with the stuff and get to a hardware store. 

Anonymous asked you:
Do you smoketh the blunt?

I don't not drink or smoke. never have.

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik Griffin: Would you rather have to punch your face 10 times a day for the rest of your life or only be able to use the bathroom on weekdays? Explain.

Well that's 5 days out of the week. I will fast on thursday, finish all the bathroom work on friday, hold it during the weekend and tear that toilet up on monday. I can't be punching this pretty face.

Anonymous asked you:
How many headboards have you broken through in your bedroom?

Mental headboards are the way to go.

Anonymous asked you:
Eric, I can't get hard for my ugly Jewish wife. What do I do? Please don't say divorce her. Her parents are loaded.

Get in touch with other areas of your  sub-conscience to get turned on. Find some role play. You can't be that shallow, you will never be able to fully enjoy the sexual experience of LOOKS are EVERYTHING. 

insert-naughty-thoughts-here asked you:
erik griffin my man!! how hard is it to avoid from acting as Montez in real life around others??

Not hard at all, if you met me you would understand Montez is just a very very small part of my real personality. 

Anonymous asked you:
For Erik: how many boogers will you be eating during your standup?

Its unfortunetly a booger free stand up set. 

burger—wolf asked you:
Montez, how do you conquer that sting ray coochie?

Confidence and honesty. 

anamericanwerewolf asked you:
Question for Erik (Monteezy) Griffin: Why do white people love smoovies so much? I just had one yesterday and it was delicious.

That is one of those secrets of the universe we may never know. But they definetly love those "SMOOVIES"

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Erik Griffin is answering your questions right now! Submit them here, then be sure to watch his Half Hour special tonight at 12a/11c.

How to conquer stingray coochie? What do you do when handcuffs in bed don't work out the way you hoped? Who needs Wikipedia when you've got Ask a Professional Comedian with Erik Griffen?

comedycentral: Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin's Half Hour...



comedycentral:

Monteezy himself, Erik Griffin's Half Hour special premieres tomorrow night at midnight/11c, but first he's going to be answering your questions here on our Tumblr!

Submit your questions here, but be sure to mention they're for Erik. In the meantime, here's a clip from the special.

You got questions? Tez has answers.

Here's one for the ladies. 



Here's one for the ladies. 

comedycentralstandup: Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this...



comedycentralstandup:

Watch Erik Griffin on The Half Hour, this Friday at 12a/11c.

It's going to get weird. 

Who knows? Friday night might be your chance.

We got a lot of answers from Adam (@ADAMDEVINE), Ders (@ders808)...













We got a lot of answers from Adam (@ADAMDEVINE), Ders (@ders808) and Kyle (@kylenewacheck) last night during their #ComedyFest Twitter Q&A. But the event also raises one question: Have all the ladies who want to marry the guys already asked? I didn't see one marriage proposal last night. Not complaining, just saying.

Follow the guys and @workaholicscc and @comedycentral to check out some of the other questions.

The guys are answering you Twitter questions tonight at 4pm...



The guys are answering you Twitter questions tonight at 4pm PT/7pm ET for #ComedyFest.

Tweet your questions to @ADAMDEVINE, @UncleBlazer, @Ders808 and @KyleNewacheck using #ComedyFest and follow @ComedyCentral and @WorkaholicsCC for all the action.

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